April 29, 2011

Body Worlds

Freak Out moment.
Ok so before you enter they tell you not to take any pictures
but there are a whole bunch of pictures on the internet?
confused? because so am I
So even though I didn't take any pictures
I am using some from the internet
that were hopefully approved pictures...

Ok So Miss Janae & I went to body worlds.
Because she wanted too and I think secretly she wanted to see if I would gag and toss my cookies.
I didn't.
But we left, & got lost, & almost got ran down by a bunch of little kids.

The most interesting part (and sad) was the baby/fetus section.
I found a fetus the same size as mine and I didn't realize how big mine is!
Creepy? Right? 
But I don't know if this is the right size.
Its hard to tell in the picture
But in real life it was crazy bigger than I thought.
... You think my belly would be bigger.
I guess its really wedged down in there.

& then I got light headed and a wee bit dizzy and had to sit down.
Thats what happens when you think too much.

But if you go! check out the fetus section.
Its crazy how big they get and quickly.
A real eye opener.

April 20, 2011

I have been waiting forever...

For a massage!!
apparently you are not suppose to get one in your first trimester
(aka when you need it the most)
But now that I am out of my first trimester
(a week or two... just in case)
I am getting the works done!

Plans for tomorrow...
Lady Doctor
(always fun right?)

Then massage, facial, and pedicure! 

Shout out to my mom who watches little Rag butt
& who takes as good of care of him as I would.
And all I have to do is pay her in coffee.

Look at how happy he is with his grandma.
Trying to run out his piss and vinegar on the bike...
(secretly it doesn't work, but they both have fun)

April 19, 2011

Grandpa is coming to town

For some reason whenever I tell people that I sing it to 
Santa claus is coming to town (replaced with Grandpa).
Maybe because it secretly is like Santa Claus is coming to town
and I have the golden ticket.


Yay family!
Ha! I am always the instigator of pictures of my family.
If it wasn't for me we probably wouldn't have any pictures.
Can you blame us though? none of us are photogenic.

April 17, 2011

The Coveted Best Wife Award

And the award goes to......

ME!!!

For Breakfast in bed, with some yummy cinnamon raisin french toast with an appearance from some blackberries.

I wouldn't really let him eat it in bed... its all syrupy and messy.

Oh thats not all... and for lunch....

An awesome Greek Pasta! Man! I wish I had some artichoke hearts...


I don't intend on cooking dinner... HA!

For All of You Who Were Worried

For all of you who were worried about Franklin's life
He is still alive
I ended up getting my Cold Stone
I just had to wait a few unbearable hours


Nice try puppy



April 16, 2011

Super Somer

So have you ever made a self improvement list?
Not a I am a horrible person & these are things I need to do....
But a these are things I want to do to better myself.
If not, you probably think I am crazy,
but if you have then you will be (insert whatever emotion you are feeling here).
Best Friendie and I did this once and we send each other our lists.
So much for keeping up with my list.
So this time its for real (proved by putting it on the blog).


This is how I feel that my list will make me feel....


Lets Begin


Smile more
Pray daily
Eat Healthier
Dress nicely even when I feel like going out in in sweats
Take time to do my face (aka makeup)
Read more
Keep the house clean
Put lotion on daily
Keep nice, clean nails
Keep up on the dishes
Worry less
Sing real loud and terrible at least once a day
Stretch
Be frugal
Garage sale often
Floss more
Take my vitamins religiously
Use the food that I buy
Take care of my hair
Notice small but beautiful things
Meditate
Be Creative
Work Hard
Be organized
Be crazy
Keep my car clean
Do something special for myself
Don't torture Franklin
Love Franklin & Ragnar with all my heart
Do something nice for someone
Wear sunscreen
Posture
Drink more water&less unwaters


The END
The good thing is that you can keep adding on.
Would it be bad if I said I will start on Monday?
HA Just Kidding...
I will start right now!

April 14, 2011

Should I be Leery?

Maybe its just me...
But I am super leery of free things
especially when they are on the internet.
But this offer I couldn't refuse

it was for a free sling... all I had to do was pay shipping?
www.sevenslings.com
40 dollar sling for the price of shipping?
with the urgings of my husband I did it
and picked this one...

OF COARSE it would lead me to another promo code to get something ELSE for free
Uddercovers.com
I picked the cutest one I could....



Should I be worried about identity theft now or am I over reacting?
Hey think of it this way.
If you were coming to the baby shower now you don't have to get me a sling or a boob cover...

April 13, 2011

A Game of Cat & Mouse


So this morning I let Ragnar out to do his business...
& he chased the birds out of the backyard
But what happens when the birds chase back?
This....


April 10, 2011

Perfect Picnic Day

Yummy yummy yummy, I want this in my tummy.


Today was the most beautiful day to drive to some random park to have a picnic.

It was definitely the most perfect day & weather to go to a park today.
Even if we did get kicked out for being too awesome.
But we got lots of good memories and it made me feel better to get out of the house.
Too bad I got carsick on the way there.





There is always a perfect Hank Williams song for every occasion...

April 6, 2011

Le troisième mois

Sometimes pregnancy brings out the best in you..
Mmm. Healthy oatmeal with brown sugar, honey, and fruit


Sometimes it brings out the worst...

Diane's Death by Mac&Cheese
That Mac&Cheese seriously had like a gallon of milk, sour cream, cheese, and butter.

Again sometimes pregnancy brings out the worst in you...

Frumpy, terrible mom clothes with the Somer-bun

Sometimes it brings out the best....

Trendy Bun (in the oven)


Month three:
Sometimes I feel like I don't even look prego.
Sometimes I feel like I look five months prego.
Guilt-free shopping spree for new clothes.
Some things that always sound good:
pickles, mexican food, pizza, & soup.
Some things that never sound good:
mushrooms.


Pizza Date


If our child is a girl... this is what it will look like (roughly).
OH I <3 Pizza dates at Costco.

April 5, 2011

New Feature

Oh dear friends.
So I was thinking about blogs & life.
& how I wanted to add some sub sections into my blog & life.
(To make it more interesting).

Look for this image on my blog:
Click the image.
& ENJOY.

To get back to the personal blog click the dorky picture of Franklin & I in front of the donut shop.


April 4, 2011

Stolen Identity

I think someone stole Franklin's identity
and they are making millions...


The real question is:
Why didn't I think of this first?
I wouldn't have called him handy manny though...
maybe swanky frank.




April 1, 2011

SnuggleBummed


I think SnuggleBummed is a word I have heard my mother say forever
& now I use it mercilessly.
Its like when something is all snuggled up and warm
For example "Ragnar is all snugglebummed with Franklin"


Like Mother Like Daughter my finger is in the picture. 
But in my defense I was in the midsts of driving.

But does snugglebummed make sense to anyone else or is this just a me thing??


Franklin informed me that piss & vinegar is a me thing too.

definition:
Piss & Vinegar: (noun) Full of annoying energy. Cranky. 
Example: Ragnar is full of Piss&Vinegar before I take him to the dog park. When he is running around the house stealing socks and underwear barking at neighbors not listening to anything I say.

Again just a me thing???